Paxos Jokes

For about argue ZooKeeper and ZooNet fame, in addition to cracked them up.

Here they are for perpetuity. It is a bad reckon to explicate jokes. But for pedantic purposes, in addition to to larn people interested inwards Paxos, I supply about explanations. Paxos jokes made simple... err.. moderately complex.

I mean value the jokes larn funnier if yous read them inwards a Russian accent. So give that a try.


Leader - I state yous Paxos joke, if yous convey me every bit leader.
Quorum - Ok comrade.

Leader - Here is joke! (*Transmits joke*)
Quorum - Oookay...

Leader - (*Laughs* hahaha). Now yous laugh!!
Quorum - Hahaha, hahaha.


The conversation corresponds to stage 1, stage 2, in addition to stage 3. In Paxos, the leader commits first, in addition to tells the participants to commit via a stage iii message.


If yous followed the basic protocol, hither is a riff on that.

Leader - I state yous Paxos joke, if yous convey me every bit leader.
Quorum - Ok, merely I heard "this 1 Paxos joke" before.

Leader - Here is joke! (*Transmits "this 1 Paxos joke" back.*)
Quorum - Oookay...

Leader - (*Laughs* hahaha). Now yous laugh!!
Quorum - Hahaha, hahaha.


The joke hither is that the leader should re-propose the same value (with the highest ballot number) that is pointed out from stage 1b message.


Here is about other one.

Leader1 - I state yous Paxos joke, if yous convey me every bit leader.
Quorum - Ok comrade.

Leader2 - I state yous Paxos joke, if yous convey me every bit leader.
Quorum - Ok comrade.

Leader1 - No! I state yous Paxos joke.
Leader2 - No! I state yous Paxos joke.
(*dueling leaders* ... promotion infinitum)

This tin laissez passer on inwards the presence of a fully asynchronous environment, where fifty-fifty the diamond W failure detector is non implementable.

I demand hold nerdier jokes for other Paxos variants, merely yeah, they larn to a greater extent than convoluted. So let's non larn there.

To halt the post, I demand hold a Raft joke for you.

Well, it is actually a Paxos joke, merely easier to follow.

At to the lowest degree to about people... to a greater extent than ofttimes than non programmers.


UPDATE: Aleksey went to the problem of buying the PaxosJokes.com domain, in addition to edifice upwards a website, where yous tin read to a greater extent than jokes, in addition to submit your ain jokes nearly Paxos protocols in addition to distributed systems inwards general.

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