New Zionist Duck Arrested For Spying Inwards Egypt

Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 few days agone the Egyptian constabulary arrested a duck for beingness an clandestine Israeli spy. Google tin at ane time let on conclusive proof that the duck arrested yesteryear Egyptian government is inward fact an Israeli spy stork.

After a few days of intensive question the Egyptian constabulary direct maintain non yet managed to larn the duck to acknowledge to spying for State of Israel simply the duck has admitted that it is inward fact a stork inward disguise.

The Egyptian government direct maintain also managed to scissure the stork's GPS system. The map of the spy duck's travels let on that it tried to confuse the Egyptian government yesteryear setting out from Hungary. However if yous playback the stork's flying path on Satellitetracking.eu yous tin clearly run across that it stopped off inward State of Israel on the 29th August.

With such damning show things are non looking adept for spy duck.

Update:

Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 coconut has at ane time been arrested inward the Republic of the Maldives for attempted vote rigging. On the human face upward of it at that topographic point appears to endure piffling connector betwixt the ii cases, however, if nosotros await a piffling to a greater extent than closely at a our satellite map, it appears that Spy Duck's master flying path would direct maintain clearly taken the clandestine plane to the Maldives.

Google Maps at ane time believes that at that topographic point are genuinely ii spy ducks. Spy Duck publish ane took a correct plow over Syrian Arab Republic to spy on Egypt. Spy Duck publish ii continued to the Republic of the Maldives where it dropped off the said vote-rigging coconut.

Q.E.D.

Update 2:

The Guardian are reporting that Spy Duck has been released yesteryear the Egyptian authorities. However earlier yous all firstly cheering - this tale has taken approximately other extraordinary twist.

According to The Guardian afterward his loose the stork flew to an isle inward the Nile where it was caught as well as eaten. To seasoned Spy Duck followers, such equally myself, this reeks of a thinly veiled encompass story. I suspect Spy Duck is endure as well as good as well as dorsum on duty equally an clandestine agent for Mossad, the national tidings means of Israel.

Via: Egyptian Chronicles